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First Tenor

Jeremy: A Southern California native, Jeremy enjoys tourist season as it makes him feel better about his pathetic excuse for a tan. In his spare time, he enjoys juggling chain saws while moon walking and base jumping off of moving vehicles. Turn ons include alcohol induced meaningful conversations, geography, and petty vices while turn offs feature apathy, routine, and spinach. He currently finds himself at Whitman College in Walla Walla Washington because it fits his title so well.

Jihwan: Jihwan was birthed from his mother\'s womb fully formed and belting out \"Ave Maria\" at the top of his infantile lungs.  An English-Classical Studies major from L.A., Jihwan is a literature elitist and spends his leisure time playing an unhealthy amount of video games.  Where does Jihwan\'s future lie, one may ask?  Perhaps his story will turn out for the better; maybe a forgotten love will find Jihwan, convince him that he is the hereditary king of the city of angels, and he will return to confront his diabolical uncle and take his rightful place on Pride Rock.  Perhaps he will live in a box.

Mark

Second Tenor

Aidan: Because of his severely limited ability to read music, this Portland native explains to unsuspecting passersby that he has found in the tender embrace of the Testostertones a refuge from the viciously repressive world of recreational music. In addition to studying how to survive and teach others to do so after the world collapses, Aidan also runs an underground bare-knuckle squirrel boxing league on campus to gather data on the effects of human cultures…and to get some hard cash-which, like expansive and expensive lawns, he both disdains and appreciates.

Phil

Jasper

Graham

Baritone

Matthew: Matthew leads a double life.  On the surface he runs a respectable port-a-potty business out of Littleton, Colorado, but underneath that fecal laden facade lies a man enmeshed in the sinister life of illegal slamdancing.  Matthew is also the T-Tones\' third year business manager.  For more questions regarding snowboarding, big muscles, gorgeous women, or the Testostertones, please contact Matthew at thetestostertones@gmail.com.

Ethan: Ethan was born in Winter Park, Florida, near Disney World. Like Disney World, Ethan\'s childhood was magical. He moved to Boise, ID when he was 1 and attended the only high school in Idaho that was more liberal than John McCain. Ethan is a first year student and plans to do something involving environmental studies, like traveling around the world, maybe. He also likes to sing, which is why he\'s in the T-tones.

Charlie: Charlie (also referred to as Chuck, Chaz, Charles, Chuckles or Shagtrax) is not purple, fuzzy, or a dinosaur, but he loves you.  He was raised in the village of Hastings-on-Hudson in New York, a whopping 6 houses away from the place where \"Wizard of OZ\" was written by some guy who liked drugs.  his title so well. Charlie would also like to add that he would do anything for love, but he won\'t do that.

Tom

Bass

TC: TC was born in the deep southern town of Atlanta, GA, but quickly fled to sunny California where the shirts are off and the skirts are short. He is a firm believer that the best thing in this world is chocolate. As a double major in pure math and philosophy, TC tries as hard as possible to stay away from anything that might have any practical use in this world. The only practical thing that he needs to know is how to get chocolate. The rest will take care of itself.

Josh: Josh grew up in the vital and high-powered metropolis of Pullman, WA, but seeking a more dynamic place of residence, he moved far away to the cosmopolitan center of Walla Walla in search of rich culture and unbeatable nightlife.  Finding neither of these, Josh began school at Whitman, studying Politics and Spanish.  Nowadays, Josh spends most of his time eating quesadillas, attending class, and pretending that he can sing.

Greg

Beat-Boxer

Joe: Joe was aimlessly wandering the halls of the music building one day and stumbled into the T-Tones\' audition room by accident.  He is regularly a death metal singer, but after discovering that the T-Tones don\'t sing much death metal, he decided to audition as a beat-boxer.  Inspired by the renowned rapper and beat-boxer Rahzel, Joe uses his mouth to craft complex drum rhythms in the styles of \"old jail pajama room\" and \"mixed forest zone.\"  He also enjoys petting turtles, huring pottery into Lackum Duckum, and a good bowl of stew.

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